Suburban Kvetch

A contest I’m not sure I’d want to win

I don’t enter a lot of sweepstakes, but there was one that caught my eye.  Not in a good way, mind you, but it attracted my attention because the prize was a six month supply of mayonnaise.

What is that, like, one medium-size jar?  Total prize package valued at $3.79? Or if they really think you use a ton of mayo in your extended family is that six jars?

Now offer  me a coupon — I’ll clip it or print it and be  all over it like mayo on whatever you put mayo on.  But energy and effort and another damn email list for a one free jar of mayo per as many contestants as enter?  Because you know, your chances of winning are based solely on the number of people who enter.

Pass the mustard please, and I’ll be happy to pay for it.